darkmedeia:

When the sixth book of A song of ice and fire series finally comes out

crumplesnacks:

“IT’S CANON!” the mindless throng cries.

“No it isn’t!” I retort, desperation creeping into my voice. “It’s queerbaiting! It’s bad writing combined with homophobia!”

“BUT MOFFAT! PERFECT! SO GAY!”

“No!” I scream over the crowd. “Steven Moffat is an incredibly flawed writer! Look how flimsy his Doctor Who plots are! Look at the lack of a coherent theme or narrative! Look how little depth or variety his female characters have!”

“STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS!” they screech in return.

He’s won. Steven Moffat has won. He’s acquired a completely uncritical fanbase who can’t see when they’re being toyed with and played for fools. I let out a broken sob and collapse in despair. As I fall to the ground, the crowd freezes momentarily before they all shout in tearful chorus:

“REICHENBACH FEELS!!”

pricew:

Never mind, I’ll find someone like Q.

YO HOW THE FUCK DID I PASS JAPANESE HISTORY LOL
oh my god

rofl 

damnit i watched it

I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

dusky clench

laurenthelioness:

Possibly the most British moment in any film ever

iamsleeping:

ARTHUR’S NEVER ASKED HOW MERLIN KNOWS STUFF BEFORE

OMG IS HE

GETTING SUSPICIOUS