the-song-of-sarcasm:

I feel like 75% of BBC’s Merlin is made up of Merlin having a bad feeling about something and people ignoring his advice, and the entire audience just going,

nicolesuzanne:

kvothetheraving:

i’m out of control

(karaoke track here)

hysterically crying

numbtongue:

leighway:

ussawesome:

DONT PANDER TO ME KID ONE TINY CRACK IN THE HULL AND OUR BLOOD BOILS IN 13 SECONDS A SOLAR FLARE MIGHT CROP UP AND COOK US IN OUR SEATS AND WAIT TIL YOU’RE SITTING PRETTY WITH A CASE OF ANDORIAN SHINGLES SEE IF YOU’RE STILL SO RELAXED WHEN YOUR EYEBALLS ARE BLEEDING SPACE IS DISEASE AND DANGER WRAPPED IN DARKNESS AND SILENCE

# shining bourbon-loving beacon of cantankerous light

adriofthedead:

If you don’t love Sir Ian McKellen then idk what to tell you

(Source: enjolras-lives)

awoogah:

“he had to share bradley’s seat”

“he had to share bradley’s seat”

“HE HAD TO SHARE BRADLEY’S SEAT”

colinodonoghued:

(Source: ofthestarks)

(Source: wholove)

zxcvbnmegzy:

what is life. perfect

(Source: lipgallagher)

an unexpected heist | modern au

Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned.  With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.

(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)

(Source: osgiliaths)

downinthedungeons:

#go on arthur you can do this #remember what merlin said #do not panic this is easy stuff  #no forget it i can’t do this #my horse i need a horse #excuse me, peasant, where can i get a horse? #WHAT DID YOU CALL ME BITCH, FUCK OFF #wow that’s rude, i sentence you to death.

(Source: aftermerlin)